policygal:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

(via fuckyeahnamyn-blog)


hulkgains:

when you tired of not having a bae

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(via the-pensivegirl)

In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run
Me: *minding my own business, looking for tortilla chips*
Me: *finds tortilla chips*
Dude 1 *to Dude 2*: See, she knows what she's here for. She knows what she's doing. Be more like her. MAKE A DECISION, MARK.
friend: i'll pick you up at 5
clock: 5:01
me: wHeRE teh fuKc

buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

(via voodoo-mama-joojoo)